A cunt's picnic

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."

by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023

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auto-cunt

A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.

She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.

by little troll November 30, 2009

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Butt Cunt

When a Man Pussy isn’t tight enough anymore.

He went to put it in Ro’s ass and almost fell in. Dude you’re so loose it’s become a butt cunt.

by Keysmarine October 14, 2023

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Cunt Struck

A term used to describe a young man / adult, who is obsessed and overwhelmed by the girl/ woman he's dating, and throws logic, common sense out the window, and instead clutches at stupidity and bizarre logic when dealing with her or receiving correct information about her, and refusing to accept the truth or listen to anyone regarding her.

That Xavier is completely Cunt Struck with his new girlfriend. He refuses to listen or take strong advise from his friends to end the relationship because she is so controlling, and so not right for him.

by abbottandcostello January 30, 2025

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