In the wings system, clear wings are earned by placing your face between the spread legs of your girl while she is giving herself the five-finger-gusset-shuffle. When she explosively orgasms all over your face, you have earned your clear wings.
These wings are best earned while wearing windshield wiper glasses.
These wings are best earned while wearing windshield wiper glasses.
"Alex wanted to know if he could borrow my windshield wiper glasses for the evening. He had invited a nasty snatch over for dinner and was out to earn his Clear Wings."
by Beetle Bailey April 21, 2009
Get the clear wingsmug. Makeup applied onto the upper eyelid; most often using liquid eyeliner, pencil or gel; curves out to create a pointy wing
by queenr February 25, 2015
Get the winged eyelinermug. To take a shit the day after you have consumed an unhealthy about of chicken wings and beer the night before during Wing Night. Usually said shit is of the hot red variety, and leads to a very uncomfortable anal region.
Wing Eater 1: i have yet to de-wing; i'm worried.
Wing Eater 2: i de-winged an hour ago and i still can't sit down.
Wing Eater 1: jeez, yeah, what an awesome wing night!
Wing Eater 2: i de-winged an hour ago and i still can't sit down.
Wing Eater 1: jeez, yeah, what an awesome wing night!
by Viktor II August 27, 2007
Get the de-wingmug. Something you earn when, for the first time, you perform oral sex on a female while she is having a heavy flow day.
Ronnie: "Dang Steve, were you just eating ketchup sandwiches?"
Steve: "No Ronnie, I just got my Red Wings"
Steve: "No Ronnie, I just got my Red Wings"
by HanoStegner May 4, 2014
Get the Red Wingsmug. by TheWannaBeWhiteBoy'sBestFriend May 3, 2009
Get the Wing-gomug. 
In a distance or cross country race, two or more team mates simultaneously pass a member of another team on both sides of the person. This is both demoralizing and embarrassing for the opponent.
by drunner101 September 26, 2007
Get the x-wingmug.