rug wife

When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.

Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.

by Netflixandill March 18, 2017

cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer

Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.

by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017

wife boss

A wife so in control of her husband that he no longer has a life

John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?

Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe

by Ninasimone March 3, 2018

Errol's Wife

Errol a Fluffy Bunny

Errol

I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.

Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..

by Janet21 January 8, 2023

Journeyman's Wife

Are you somewhere close to me
Are you somewhere I can't see

Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe

Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me

How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly

Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy

You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave

Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free

Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully

I'm proud to be a journeyman's wife, at least crazy is never boring.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

jungkook’s wife

jungkook’s wife is a lovely girl on twitter called jalila! her username is @filterkku

oh do you know who jungkook’s wife is? she’s so cool!

by littletoad November 1, 2020

hanako_kuns...wife

She is a very nice person✨ And she ate her dad ashes🥶👹 and lit her cousin on fire 🥶✨ as she told me but I guess she likes anime and kpop. She is a good Bestay😰🥳🙄

hanako_kuns...wife

by htpps...yoongi December 27, 2020