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rug wife

When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.
Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.
by Netflixandill March 18, 2017
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cancer wife

A woman you've picked out to marry in the event that you're wife dies of cancer
Shelley's so hot! I've picked her as my cancer wife.
by Questionable decision maker March 29, 2017
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wife boss

A wife so in control of her husband that he no longer has a life
John, you still good for the stag do? Er, not sure I can.
But you’re the best man?

Yeah I think it’s on my wife’s yoga class and I’m meant to be washing sand out my vagina.
Have a word with your wife boss and see if she’ll let you out.
Yeah, safe
by Ninasimone March 3, 2018
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Errol's Wife

Errol

I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.

Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..
by Janet21 January 8, 2023
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Journeyman's Wife

Are you somewhere close to me
Are you somewhere I can't see

Every sound I look to see
Hope today is maybe

Can you see how this hurts me
How I long for your arms around me

How I wish for you and me
I miss you terribly

Can I join you on your journey
Will you treat me better than Judy

You made me happy
I look for clues you may leave

Will you fight for me
Or did I finally set you free

Please just say sorry
Forever yours, faithfully
I'm proud to be a journeyman's wife, at least crazy is never boring.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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jungkook’s wife

jungkook’s wife is a lovely girl on twitter called jalila! her username is @filterkku
oh do you know who jungkook’s wife is? she’s so cool!
by littletoad November 1, 2020
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hanako_kuns...wife

She is a very nice person✨ And she ate her dad ashes🥶👹 and lit her cousin on fire 🥶✨ as she told me but I guess she likes anime and kpop. She is a good Bestay😰🥳🙄
hanako_kuns...wife
by htpps...yoongi December 27, 2020
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