shot wheels

a car that is shot; a clunker; a car so brutally beaten to shit, it just manages to roll down the street

poor schmuck: "I'm gonna go drive to the store."
smartass: "You gonna take the shot wheels out for a ride?"
poor schmuck: "Shut up."

by unhostile takeover July 24, 2008

Muddy Wheel barrow

When you blow your load in someone’s ass hole and in an effort to save your sheet (or whatever your on) you grab your partner by the ankles and make them walk on their hands until you get to the bathroom (or a proper dumping area).

If it weren’t for the muddy wheel barrow I would have ruined my new sheets!

by nicktheprick January 10, 2008

Wheel

To Wheel (Verb)- Being able to attain the affection of an attractive female through one's smooth words, suave interaction, and or good looks. A guy who "wheels" is one who can easily pick up chicks. One who is not good at getting girls is referred to as "having no wheels."

"I don't know how he does it, but Ben wheels so many girls."

"Did you see Jacob last night? He was wheeling that one hot chick so hard."

"I feel bad for Josh, he has no wheels."

by Domdabeast January 21, 2013

steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass

they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders

by mike01trkr February 22, 2012

american wheelchair

1. Vehicle used for short trips to the local store, easily within walking distance for healthy adults.
2. A car.

Shannon's lazy ass is taking her American Wheelchair to the Circle K for the third time today.

by kudayta July 6, 2006

lame on wheels

a car that is so ghetto that the driver might do better to ride in a shopping cart instead.

bitch be rollin up in his new ride like he hot shit, but that ghetto sled is lame on wheels.

by LiVee August 19, 2008

wheeling

1.wheeling is when a guy or a girl is trying to get with the opposite sex.

2.wheeling is also a drive by cock block it makes both the guy and the girl very uncomfortable.

wheeling is manly use by rich white kids in the suburbs of Cleveland Ohio.Any other kid who spends to much time with rich kids in the suburbs find it very hard to not use the word.even tho they hate it.

1.Ex
look at Quagmire wheeling that freshman over there got damn he got wheels that never stop spinning

2. Ex
Bob- Stacy hows it going.

Stacy-Its going good.

Bob- So what are you doing this weekend?

Cock Blocker- WHEELS.

Stacy- got to go see you later.

Bob- FUCK.

by LancersofOhio December 9, 2009