fuck weight

When a females' been having a lot of sex and her hips and ass get bigger A.K.A. When your flat butt becomes a booty!

MAN1: Damn shorty used to be thin, but now that Jerome's been hittin' that, she put on some fuck weight.

MAN2: Shooo did

MAN1: Ummhumm!

by vamanda smasser October 17, 2008

bubble weight

All facade, soon the truth will be revealed.

Them fancy reality TV stars are bubble weight!
He/She pretends to be rich, that _______ is bubble weight!

by rocoso January 19, 2017

Long weight

A type of weight in the theatre industry used to play a prank on newbies

Hey terry can you ask Jeff for a long weight.
Jeff: yeah just wait there
(Terry is still there 30 minutes later)

by Man321775 June 20, 2018

Big Fucking Weird-Looking Walrus Fuck

Basically just a fucking killer insult from Trailer Park Boys.

Ricky: Fuck off Phil you Big fucking weird-looking walrus fuck.

by Truckerboy1993 May 30, 2018

weightist

person who's against people based on a certain weight

I think I'm a weightist because I can't stand fat people.

by mynameofchoice August 1, 2008

The Weird Porn Game

An online game in which two or more competitors search the net for strange pornography. The competitor who finds the most obscure pornography is declared the winner.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.

Person A: 'That's got to have won it, i've found horse porn.'
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.

by J Riley July 18, 2008

weiner breath

Someone who sucks dick so much their breath smells like dick.

Suzy sucked Carmine and Jamals dick so much that she has weiner breath.

by ssssssssssssssssaaaaaaa June 23, 2005