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A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"

Anyone that associates with a brony

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by Acending apocolypse January 11, 2017

Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.

Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL

by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017

unicorn stickers

When a girl shits in the guys mouth and he takes the shit and rubs it in circles on the girls ass

Wow those unicorn stickers look cool

by Funny& April 18, 2018

Unicorning

When one adheres a dildo, or other sex toy to forehead and proceeds to shove into hole of choice; on land

Hey baby. Let's do some unicorning tonight.

by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017

Unicorn Fly

Adj;English;

When something seems so beautiful to the point that it seems magical

Kay and her sisters agreed that the pictured hair coloring technique was unicorn fly because of how the color meshed together.

by Kaydatazz January 29, 2018

unicorn mug

A little French girl surrounded by English idiots

Have you seen that unicorn mug in R&D?

by BigSal72 December 18, 2018

Unicorn Slap

When someone hits another person in there penis while there penis is Erect

Guy 1:I heard u got unicorn slapped dude guy 2: Yeah dude it fucking hurt

by Omar Patton Eisenhower III June 14, 2019