Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

Flag

Get the Tired As Penis mug.

Tired

Another way to say you have been run over.

"Yo, bro you heard how Andrew got tired by a car?" "Nah man, I didn't know."

by EGGGAURRRRR October 18, 2023

Flag

Get the Tired mug.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Flag

Get the At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired. mug.

tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.

So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Flag

Get the tire kicker mug.

Popping square tires

For someones who over hostile to someones whos not a threat or putting up a fight that doesn't need to be fought.

Bro: "They trying to get me in trouble but I ain't do nothing"

You : "just go with it bro"

Bro: "nah imma do my own thing"

You: "you're popping square tires man"

by Bbbaldy November 16, 2023

Flag

Get the Popping square tires mug.

tire

Person 1: "Hey Tire."
Tyler: "Yello!"
GROUP: "Hi Trampoline!! Or Typeriter! Or..gosh there are a LOT of nicknames for you. Holy Guava!"
Tyler *confused as hecc*
Person 1: *sips water aggressively while keeping eye contact with Tireton*
Person 2 Out of nowhere: *holds ritz cracker 20 pack box*

by basil_underwood December 20, 2023

Flag