log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

loud equals funny

A universal truth held as a doctrine by normal people or people with an actual functioning brain.

Okay, next person to unironically believe that loud equals funny is getting locked in a room full of loudspeakers set to max gain playing USSR earrape theme. We'll see who's laughing then.

by JoeMama4Heed March 06, 2021

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 18, 2003

Come On Funny Feeling

A feeling of luck and invulnerability that foreshadows opportunity and good fortune. The funny feeling is often to be beckoned and called near the craps or roulette table, which will provide the gambler with clairvoyance on how to place his/her bets.

Craps parlance:

Stickman: "Seven out! New Shooter!"
New Shooter: "Come on Funny Feeling! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes." Places bets and then rolls.
Stickman: "Eleven! Front line winner."

by BustaNutz May 08, 2013

Sex haha funny

u mum when. me when

please help me i am in great pain

Random homless guy: *Eats*
me: u mum when (BECAUSE SEX HAHA FUNNY)

by Dickslayerman_69 February 21, 2022

funny little thing

Something funny that is also little.

Person 1: Hey what is in your pants?
Person2 : yeah it my funny little thing called a penis

by EA sports it’s in the game December 13, 2021

Funny Mud Pee

Fuuny Mud Pee means that a person is talking nonsense or falsehood, which does not exist at all or is fictional. The word indicates that you are disdainful and indicates a negative emotion.
This indicates a strong condemnation or dissatisfaction
This word is very offensive and is generally not used.

-The Novel Coronavirus is called Chinese Virus.
-Funny mud pee！

by True Reality March 25, 2020