Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022

reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'

girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis

by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

empty reading

when you read because you're bored or tired or sad and even if the story is great, you don't feel anything

I was empty reading last night, and the plot was great, but i'll have to read it again so i can feel it.

by mRhehehe December 25, 2023

i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024