Pet irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets

Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021

petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

Pet T-Rex

A slang term for the male penis

Joe: Yo I heard that Seth got quite the Pet T-Rex

Bill: Nah his dick is small for his size

by xGreen January 14, 2020

tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet

When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.

Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.

Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten

by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023