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Magpie Goose

Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.
by Sep93 June 13, 2011
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stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.
My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!
by goose stomper October 8, 2013
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goose piss

1, Haha he drinks the goose piss
2, I'd rather drink goose piss than bloody Zepplin Cider!
by Gibb:The One And Only February 21, 2008
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Goose Bucket

A Goose Bucket is when a bucket of KFC is filed to the brim with shit and is then thrown at people at the pond
by SnakeOil July 19, 2016
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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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Goose Wayne

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies
by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020
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Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently
This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.
by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020
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