plastic fap

the act of masturbating with plastic wrap because you cant afford a condom.

Bro i just used the plastic fap technique and it was amazing.

by Bubblevevo July 8, 2017

Mouth Fap

An academic debate wherein the parties in question make circular arguments and often disregard the other points made in favour of restating their own perspectives over and over and over again. The "fap" indicates both the repetition and the self-pleasure experienced by mouth fappers.

"That conference panel was just a series of mouth fappers fap, fap, fapping"

by ICCats April 27, 2012

fap cap

The maximum times a guy can masturbate in a given day.

My fap cap is 5.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

O,fap

O,fap is when you accidentally spell "O,fap" instead of "Lmfao"

This often happens when you're too retarded to spell properly and miss a portion of the letters you want to.

Common misconceptions of "O,fap" include but are not limited to:

"O,rqp" ".,rfe" "Ö,fap" and so on.

Person one: *Funny joke*
Person two: "O,fap"
Person one: "What the fuck is O,fap you fucking retard"
Person two: "Are you a fucking cunt im not here to learn how to spell"
Person one: "Kill yourself bitch"

by OrangutanFeces April 13, 2022

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

Fap Trap

A myriad of sexual positions where a male is trapped in some way, shape, or form on the brink of orgasming. If the male moves anyway, they are almost certainly going cum. So the male is trapped in whatever orifice or crevice he is stuck in until said orifice or crevice decides to leave.

Girl: How's this paizuri feeling?
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

excesive fapping

normal masturbation speed times 3.

I was excesive fapping to pornhub.

by EXCESIVEFAPPER12345 September 2, 2017