The Donnas

though this phrase is widely known as a "kick-ass rock band", the name also dons the quad of secretaries that work at Hinsdale Hospital. While only two of them are actually named Donna, the group shares a singular title for their horrible, parallel attributes. Such as: rudeness, nosiness, nagging perseverance of trivial things, unmovable and inconvenient resilience to bending the rules, and nitpicky-ness.

"Ugh, I have to go see The Donnas to do some paperwork."

"Karen is the worst Donna."

"My charts were one hour late. The Donnas acted like I personally crucified Jesus."

The Donnas by KikiMcKikerson December 21, 2009

catch the donkey 

V.

1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.

2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.

1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.

2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.

catch the donkey by J. Jonny Jameson January 27, 2008

The Donald 

When you are fucking a college girl from behind and just can't get there because you are so drunk, you grab on to her hips nice and tight thrusting as deep as you can whispering into her ear, by the way, I voted for Trump, and hang on to that ass as she angrily bucks you all the way to a massive orgasm!!

Dude, I was trying to get off on this amazing chick the other night and I was so drunk I had to give her the Donald. She bucked and clenched down so tight, I had a tremendous orgasm!

The Donald by mwf January 1, 2017

The Dons 

The Essendon Football Club, who play in the Australian Fooball League (AFL)

Who are The Dons playing this week?

The Dons by GMPC September 23, 2005

The Donald 

The Donald: When your asshole hair gets really long and you don't wipe your ass for a month when shitting, and you make an ugly fat bitch lick it right before an orgasm

Guy: Did you just do The Donald?

Bitch: I braided your ass hair with my tounge

The Donald by Putko June 10, 2008

the donkey punch

When you're engaged in anal sex and prior to ejaculation punch the ass being pounded to a pudding.

"I was so into the anal sex last night I gave her the donkey punch before finishing."

the donkey punch by DragonMasterPoonSlayer December 7, 2016

Fuck up the Donuts 

To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.

Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!

Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!

Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.

Fuck up the Donuts by MastaRoe July 10, 2011