Murphy

by shandoggg May 31, 2024
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The Cillian Murphy

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of cum for over staying your welcome.
"Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."
by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023
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Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me
by raspersnacks May 21, 2011
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stink dick murphy

A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot
Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week
by Stinkdicknigga December 30, 2024
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Joe Murphy

A ginger-haired person from Ireland and loves playing Csgo Delta. In his free time, he watches fortnite anime 24/7.
by Tiptoehippo1 March 4, 2021
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Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.
Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.
by Anharris May 23, 2017
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"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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