Tessa

A girl that is so perfect.

She usually has a Tumblr and roleplays but if you can get her away from it she is an amazing person who likes to tinychat with her friends.

WOAH, you're such a Tessa.

by grace<3 July 19, 2012

PH Test

When you first hook up with a girl and you slip your two fingers her vagina to get a good (specimen). Once a good specimen has been cultured get in close and give her a hug and smell your two fingers in this process. 1 being no smell and taste like water while 10 being the fishiest cod oil stank cooch on the planet. Never proceed with a girl who rates 5 or above the Ph Scale

Dude you slammed kate last night, how did she rate on the PH test?

by Dj Status March 1, 2005

girlfriend test

When you have sobered up enough for your girlfriend to not notice that you are/were high.

If you take mescaline, it will take you approx. 12-14 hours to pass the girlfriend test.

by Lou Stenspayce February 5, 2009

teets

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.

"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."

by Gisborne January 20, 2011

Ishihara test

A color blindness test, devoloped in Japan using cards to which reveal different patterns to the eyes with normal sight and eyes that are color blind.

I went to take the Ishihara test on friday.

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Pencil Test

In animation, a pencil test is a movie made from the original rough pencil drawings. Pencil tests are made so that animators can see what their animation looks like in motion before the drawings get sent off to be inked and painted and eventually shown in the finished movie.

Animation students generally don't go past the pencil test stage while learning the trade.

John: "Mike, your pencil test came out all crappy and wiggly."

Mike: "At least I have time to re-work it before class."

by ahnimaytour October 20, 2009

Cracker test

n.
1. measure by which you decide if someone is worth keeping around, usually referring to physical attractiveness/hotness.
2. Would you kick this person out for eating crackers in bed?

Girl 1: So, how was it? Is he hot?
Girl 2: Well, he definitely passed the cracker test.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

by LGJP August 3, 2006