Double Texting Subjects

When someone sends you a text message, changing the subject, before you have the chance to reply to the previous one. By the time you reply to both, your conversation is now more than one topic. It's like talking to 3 or more people, but it's really only one.

"I'm getting a headache from double texting subjects. I can't text to my daughter about one thing at a time. Before I know it, she's texting about 5 different things and it's difficult to keep up with what we're talking about".

by M.C. Jarina May 31, 2015

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015

yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 August 9, 2015

Team Texting

When a friend or a group of friends work together as team to respond to a text message.

Hey Steven just asked me out, I need your help team texting him back.

by ssy_244 March 3, 2016

Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

Temper tweeting

Temper tantrum-like tweets when someone rants on Twitter because they don't get his or her way.

President Trump started temper tweeting his outrage when his executive orders were challenged in court.

by Mamdfm February 9, 2017

titillating tenting

Closing the openings to your tent at a campsite before lovemaking.

The couple was titillating tenting at SC's only national park at night-Congaree.

by Coop Dupe April 26, 2017