technotard

1.) A person who calls a Help Desk of any company who starts off a sentence with, "I am not computer savvy/literate." 2.) An individual who couldn't operate a PC with a quick start manual. 3.) A computer programmer with no hardware skills.

Phil is such a technotard!! He can program VB scripts in a heartbeat but can't even defrag his HDD!!

by firahz February 16, 2005

techno

Music made with computers and edited by people called d-j's(disc jockeys). Played in clubs world wide.

This techno music has a sick beat

by wiseguy106 July 1, 2008

Techno

Slang for calling a female sexy/beautiful.

Dude, check out the techno over there to the right.

by Rune June 8, 2003

techno

1) Music made by computers, not humans!
3) I can't count because I forgot number two
4) Techno music is very popular in Europe, mostly the UK and Germany.
5) A lot of techno music styles suck, but fortunately there's Jungle (Drum and Bass) to make up for that problem.
6) The techno culture is based around DJ's, MC's, vinyl dubplates, raves, sex, drugs, lightsticks.

- Hey did you see that new Honda TV ad? There's some electronic music playing in the background!
- It's techno, not electronic you dip shiite!
- No it's electronica, you monkeys!

by Your nayme here March 19, 2003

technotard

1. A sub par thinker with no grasp of modern technology
2. A combination of the words Technology and Retard.
3. To be technologically deficient.

What a technotard! They thought their CD Rom was a cup holder.

by Nathan M. June 17, 2005

technetium

Smeagol or anything that has to do with smeagol

Smeagol drives the Smeegmobile

by Hoo Haa March 17, 2004

techno-sexy

That sleek style that resembles 'futuristic' and technology. Often characterized with stainless steal, glass surfaces, and accent lighting (such as behind/under the glass)

The workspaces that a digital artist might use are techno-sexy

by AOD_Azriel May 12, 2007