Tearsturbating

To masturbate using your own tears as lubricant

Greg has been sitting at his house tearsturbating all week ever since his girlfriend broke up with him.

by curt84 August 15, 2011

mouses tear

A small amount of liquid leaking from the bell-end just before a full ejaculation. Precum.

I had to stop half-way through a wank and ended up with a mouses tear to get rid of.

by Tosh August 22, 2004

You tear'n up?

An agitating way of asking someone if they're being a whiny, little bitch. Often used to cry shame someone for their excessive whining.

"I can't believe she said that! That's really fucked up and hurtful! I really think she should apologize..."

"Damn dude, You tear'n up?"

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

pussy tearing

Rough sex involving a vagina

I'm really going to have it hard tonight , I'm going to find some rough sort and go pussy tearing

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

Teardrop tatoo

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.

Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo

by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

tearia

is usually a female hat doesnt choose very good boyfriends, but the one that she marries will be really good for her. usually isn very tall. typically from hawaii, or is par hawaiin. is a really good friend, can trust her with your life. just a good person overall.

tearia

by D_G February 11, 2010

teamstacker

In FPS, but usually RTS:
Someone who puts all of the better players on his team, instead of distrubuiting them around evenly. This causes the entire game to be one sided, and generally unfun, even for the winning team, because there's really no challenge. Usually seen on Starcraft from total idiot n00bs who get the better players to defend them while they mass carriers. Because we all know, carriers = instant win (not)

Fucking teamstacker, let's all go for him....

by PzkfWIIIII February 10, 2008