Father nature's tears

Perspiration from the perineum.

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021

Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber November 1, 2017

zelda tears of the kingdom

the saddest fucking game known to existence and also the best game

hey, have you played zelda tears of the kingdom?
yeah, i cried for 3 days straight after i finished it

by sussibaka August 4, 2023

tear a skunk apart

to celebrate an occasion using an online video communication platform

We gonna tear a skunk apart on Zoom this New Year's Eve!

by minorsurgeon March 23, 2021

shed a tear for Ireland

urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard

"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."

by Octopod September 25, 2003

tear the arse out of it

To make the most out a situation in such a way as to piss people off. To milk it, to take the piss.

He got a cushy number but he had to go and tear the arse out of it, so he got sacked.

by Spadgetastic October 28, 2007

tear one off

a) To rage incredibly hard.
b) To party with uncontrollable passion.

"Why didn't Evan come into work today?" said co-worker #1.

"He tore one off last night and ended up in jail." said co-worker #2.

by evanism January 27, 2005