buddy system

When the passenger of the vehicle steers for the driver of the car while the driver takes a hit from a bowl.

"Yo, let's use the buddy system, I wanna smoke from this bowl".

by Heavily Drugged November 27, 2011

1 or 0 System

A system of rating a girl on the basis of whether or not you would sleep with her right now. A zero is a no and a one is a yes. A simple binary scale for hot or not.

"Is she a 1 or 0 bro?" "She's totally a hard 1, I would take her home right now"
1 or 0 System means hot or not.

by JDollarSexPanther October 18, 2017

immune system

Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.

Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!

by QuacksO November 23, 2013

009 Sound System

Almost the best thing ever. But because of being overused with Audioswap it's reputation is very low. Many people dislike it EXCEPT FOR ME. One of the many songs is Dreamscape, which is my favorite. Many people say it s***s or that it's g*y. And to those haters... go jump off a cliff...

Me: Oh hey, 009 Sound System! I love this stuff!
YouTube user: get a life 009 sound system freak u must b stuped 2 litsen 2 dis crap
Me: Oh please, you wouldn't know music if it hit you in the face. Oh, by the way, look up how to have good grammar, it'll help you ALOT...

by MyDogsButt June 3, 2011

Havok System

The system used in games such as Doom 3, Counter Strike: Source, Half Life 2, Battlefield 2, and so on. The system gives movement as if it would move in real life.

The havok system kicks ass.

by KaotiK July 21, 2008

empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011

sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

by 91169 September 14, 2016