Blumpkin Scoop

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Poop 'n' Snoop

The act of scouring through someone's social media profile while on the toilet.

"Man, did you see the post that chick from Science class posted the other day? "

"Yeah, I found it during an epic Poop 'n' Snoop last night."

by Dima83az May 23, 2018

What a scoop!

Ne haber ama!

A piece of surprising news. A surprising hearing.

- Oh, my husband feels the same way about this palace. We all hate, actually.
- Really? What a scoop!

by laviniaque November 5, 2019

Goop n’ Scoop

When you raw dog a women and you cum inside her. You proceed to grab a spoon and scoop the kid from her Virginia and feed it to the women

“I hooked up with this woman last night and I forgot condoms so I just goop n’ scooped her”

by Aurellious Ferguson June 28, 2022

The good ol' Scoop-n-Boop

Cumming on someones belly button, scooping the cum out with a finger and booping the partner on the nose.

Friend A: You know what? I was having sex with my girlfriend yesterday!
Friend B: But did you do the good ol' Scoop-n-Boop?
Friend A: Of course I did.

by EscalnyonIV July 3, 2022

shoop

Shoop (shoo - p)
The singular version of the word "sheep". Just as the singular of meese is moose, of geese is goose, of teeth is tooth, one sheep is referred to as a shoop.

"can i have one shoop"
"hey dude, look at that shoop!"
"How To Train Your Shoop"

by cindybuttsmacka February 11, 2015

Shoop Da Whoop

Shoop Da Whoop is the realease of a high velocity particle beam from one's mouth. It is commonly called a "Lazor", but is not one, as a laser does not send things flying, as a Shoop Da Whoop does. The name, "Shoop Da Whoop" comes from the sound of the particle beam firing, Shoop, being a sudden intake of air, Da, being the actual firing, Whoop being another intake of air.

To fire the Shoop Da Whoop, it is necessary to open one's mouth to large size, so as to keep it from being incinerated or blown off one's face.

Man: I am randomly going to fire my lazor. (Shoop Da Whoop)

Shoooop...
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Whoooop...

by humanANDROID June 9, 2009