surfer

A rare form of the homo sapien. Rarely found, nearly extinct. Supposedly inhabits the coastlines of North America and Hawaii.

Beware of the many impersonators of this rare organism. There are at least 10 impersonating posers for every 1 authentic surfer.

Fuckin' posers ruin this fuckin' sport, wheres Dora when you need him.

by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

surfer boy shit

A shit so clean that you don't need to wipe. You do however wipe your ass once, but only to show interested onlookers that there is no residue.

After Johnny boy took a surfer boy shit he threw the clean TP in some bitch's face.

by John Doe22 December 18, 2011

party surfing

Attending more than two parties in one night. Generally accompanied with drunken/stoned driving, stealing alcohol or anything you can get your hands on from each party, and fucking as many chicks as possible.

Jim: "Aw fuck man, me Jack and Daniel went party surfing on New Years, got so fucking hammered, crashed the Beamer. Fucked two mutt as chicks and got head from Andrew's little sister. Or so I've been told."
Pete: "Sounds pretty eventful."
Jim: "Yeah, still, woke up with an iPod on the morning, fuckin' sweet."

by lurk pawtur December 30, 2008

silver surfer

A sex position where you have the Mrs in doggy style (ass up face down) and you mount her from behind on your knees and swing one of your feet over her shoulder and put it on her head / face (bare foot) and you grab both her arms and hold them while you put weight on the side of her face with your foot and the other knee. Next begin thrusting deep inside her.

Dude; "hey buddy you know that chick I took home last night"

Buddy; "ya dude, what happened?"
Dude; " I did the silver surfer to her last night"

Buddy; " awesome dude"
Dude; " ya she loved it"

by mak6 May 4, 2011

surfries

the surprise bonus french fries you find at the bottom of the bag when you thought you had finished them.

After feeling sad she had eaten all of her burger and fries, Jenny reached in the bag to get a napkin and her hand happily discovered surfries.

by Your pal, Lisa September 4, 2009

surface science

Not to be confused with pseudoscience or fringe science, where the individual attempts to use science to explore outrageous theories, instead surface science is conducted by those individuals who have absolutely no firm understanding of scientific methodologies or experimentation and attempt to use what little knowledge they have to research and explore completely believable, realistic claims.

The inconsistent and weak theories offered by many commercial pick-up artists to explain human attraction fails to take into account psychological, sociological, and general scientific principles, and are therefore practicing surface science, while trying to pass it off as genuine fact.

by poserboarder January 5, 2011

surfing the crimson tide

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

by jamfsob August 12, 2003