smith bag

A person that is mad over nothing, or butt hurt, acting like a jark because your feelings got hurt.

somebody tells a joke about smith. smith gets mad, and pouts alot. this is called being a smith bag or smiffy.

by soul plane August 26, 2009

Smith Syndrome

Lack of attempting new tricks on a skateboard. Very common in new skaters, and skaters after an injury.

He hasn't landed a kickflip yet, maybe he has SMITH SYNDROME.

by berrace April 23, 2010

smitheryn

A weasel-ish type of man who eats used napkins and steals baby's hats. Pretty much a crim baba.

Tom "Hey where did my dirty socks go?"
Reginald "That little Smitheryn is probably cuddling with them like a crim baba."
Tom "Indubitably."

by TurkeyMcDonald February 1, 2014

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

Smithpetered

The act of losing your pants and not knowing where, when, why or how this happened.

I saw you last night, and you were totally smithpetered.

by Smiley120 December 31, 2017

Smitheram

A lover of all things gay. Pegging is one of their favourite pass times, alongside incest and anal fisting.

I hear Taylor's a smitheram! Fucking gross right?

by CuckMe March 15, 2018

Smithjosh

Long

He’s late again ? What a smithjosh

by XxxMoyxxX July 3, 2019