A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
Get the three-piece suitmug. by Beefinator27 October 30, 2023
Get the Gucci suitmug. For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
Get the Toot Suitemug. When a douche bag wears copious amounts of cologne or substitutes bathing in patchouli for showering.
by jdazza30 October 25, 2014
Get the sacramento space suitmug. A pimp like suit that screams both big spender and sugar daddy. Its flashy, showy and makes a big the young ladies got to him.
by Theamazinggeek January 15, 2019
Get the Daddy suitmug. .
by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025
Get the Joseph Lo Truglio Is Escanor In A Green Suit Listening To Doctor Sparta's RXmug. A boot licker for corporations
"So what if Amazon pays $0 in taxes? They give people jobs! Their employeeseven get a WHOLE thirty-second pee break once a day!"
"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."
"Shut the fuck up, suit licker."
by The dinglebop July 24, 2020
Get the suit lickermug.