suited staci 

In the game of texas hold 'em, the beggining hand of a suited 6-9, particularly of hearts, is known as the Suited Staci. May be personified in a feminine form.

Damn, that's the first time I've ever seen the suited staci lose, she never screws me over.

suited staci by Cory Hanson July 23, 2008

The Suitor Effect 

Rapid loss of braincells due to association. May experience random outbursts of running as-well

Man you’ve been slow today are you experiencing “The Suitor Effect”?

The Suitor Effect by Mastercard December 13, 2021

Wheels on a suitcase

When something is so obvious that you can't imagine why it was not originally invented that way. For example, when the suitcase was invented, why did it not originally have wheels, so obvious!

Tostitos Scoops are like "wheels on a suitcase"

Wheels on a suitcase by Planet R April 1, 2013

Suitcase 

To pay for something all at once with cash, typically in a suitcase.

Fuck lay-away. Imma suitcase that TV, straight up.

I don't have no mortgage payments because when I bought that house, I suitcased it.

Suitcase by jcmoney10 December 3, 2011

The Suite Life On Deck 

A new show that airs on a channel that shouldn't exist.
The idea probably came up when the producers of "The suite life of Zack and Cody" couldn't think of a new cheesy pun or idea for an episode, so they thought of moving the alleged twins Zack & Cody (Dylan & Cole Sprouse) to a cruise ship, hence the suite life on deck.
It stars the same characters as the old show, except they replaced Maddie Fitzpatrick with a girl named Bailey (Debbie Ryan) who's apparently from the country even though she hasn't got a hint of country accent in her voice. They call her a "country bumpkin", though she says "you guys" instead of "y'all" like most country people (trust me, im from Alabama.)
It's basicly the same thing as the old show, except they're on a cruise ship and they go different places.

Suite Life of Zack & Cody Producer #1: Hey, I stayed up all night and STILL couldn't think of a cheesy punch line for the show!
SLZ&C Producer #2: Well, I just got back from a cruise ship, and it would be a great place for D & C to ensue shananigans.
SLZ&C Producer #3: *great* idea!!!
SLZ&C Producer #1: I know!
And so the Suite Life on Deck was born.

The Suite Life On Deck by LaLa Lexi March 21, 2009

Alabama Suitcase 

Any use of something that's not a suitcase for transporting or storing clothing. This includes but is not limited to: cardboard boxes, plastic garbage or shopping bags, or anything else that can be seen as redneck. Duffel bags are not included.

Janet kicked Ryan out of his apartment last night, and he left with only an Alabama suitcase

Alabama Suitcase by Ubersquirl July 7, 2010

The Suites 

The Suites, is an organization composed entirely of supah-fine, bad ass motha shut yo mouths.
Many of whom, are at the height of wit, & comedic genius.
The rest of them make up for it by being pretty.
The lucky ones are both.

Have you seen the Suites, it's Supah-fly.
Man them Suiteans, sure are the rad.
The Suites, is dope, yo.
or
The Suites, it's manly

The Suites by The Ghost Near Hackdirt Manor March 23, 2009