stonerrific

Having the quality of being great or awesome while one is stoned.

Have you watched (Insert movie here) yet? It is stonerrific!

by LocalCDrive April 2, 2006

chode stomper

a man/woman who takes a chode and stomps it into the ground.

you can run you can take enzyte but you can't get away i'm the chode stomper.

by dali lama June 24, 2006

stoner

Slang/Street term used to define someone who enjoys smoking marijuana on a daily basis. The common stoner, contrary to popular belief of excessive laziness, trouble making, or having a negative impact on society. In reality the common stoner is none of the above, they are often friendly, laid back, and understanding.

traveler - hey can you tell me how to get to East 12th Street from here?
stoner - yeah man no problem, now all you gotta do is take a left at Knoxville, go straight about a mile then you will hit a stop light and if you went over railroad tracks you went too far man. Now when your at the stoplight take a right then the first left and your on east 12th street dude.
travelers wife - wow that man was really friendly.
traveler - yeah, i think thats what the kids today call a stoner.

by Hasty / Hagan January 5, 2009

stoner time

the way time goes by when you are blazed out of your mind off the ghanja

It only took 30 seconds to microwave this burrito but it felt like 5 minutes stoner time

by ninjamatt May 5, 2009

Fag Stompers

like the black term "nigger stompers" just, for fags/queers

oh those, those are my fag stompers

by Bob "big man" brown January 24, 2009

Asexual Stoner

A male who smokes a lot of weed and shows little to no interest in girls. Some are known to seek random hookups during the summer, but no real relationships.

Joe: Yo dude have u ever seen that kid Dan do anything besides smoke weed, like get some pussy or something?
Guy: Nah bro-seph and the technicolor dreamcoat, hes an asexual stoner.

by geenden69 January 30, 2010

stoner

A stoner is a person who does recreational drugs, most commonly marijuana. He/she is usually a passive, analizing person who rarely has bad intentions although he or she may hurt someone but only out of innoncence and distraction. People link stoners with dumb individuals or losers; this is not the case for the most part.

A perfect example of the explanation above is me and my group of friends. We all smoke weed, some more than others, but at the end we are all good people. Me and my stoner friends all perform well in school; I got 1200's in my SAT and I had 2 bowls the previous night to relax before going to sleep. Other drugs that I've experimented with include Shrooms(twice) & Ecstacy(once) I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend (another stoner) and we enjoy being with each other always, with or without weed. For those who hate on bud because you believe it makes you a lousy driver, I've been driving for 1 year and I've driven high before and never gotten into a car accident. I dont recommend you hotbox while driving, not because you'll be high, but because the cops might stop you. Drugs affect each person differently, just know your limit and have FUN

by EPB October 27, 2007