Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.

by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017

spanish snowmachine

Sexual act where the male shoots his baby gravy into the gutterslut's ass while busting her buttguts and said gutterslut has flatulent gas, the male waits for her to begin building up flatulent pressure and pulls out quickly as the gutterslut sprays butt perfume mixed with baby gravy as close to a 45 degrees angle in the air as she can manage.

Man I was railing this gutter slut in the ass and she must have been eating taco bell before so I turned her into a Spanish snowmachine

by MudDoc October 17, 2017

Spanish handshake

Definition of a weak, disgusting wet hand that a short, brownish guy wants to give you. One of the tips how you can understand that he is a PIDOR.

Wow, his handshake is so weak, he is probably from Spain. It`s his Spanish handshake.

by lkostyan1302 April 24, 2018

spanishmya

A very long and thick Hispanic shlong

That SpanishMya is so very bonita

by Tommy shart January 21, 2018

Spanish Whistler

The act of eating your partners ass whilst they have diarrhea

Justin, I bought Ben some Taco Bell, I’m gonna give him a wild spanish whistler later, no homo of course

by Massive yeeter June 6, 2018

Spanish Tony

The act of doggying a girl mid-flight on a Boeing 727 while simultaneously chopping a small line of cocaine mixed with Southeast Asian No. 4 heroin on her back. The man proceeds to snort the mixture of drugs before having orgasm.

"We gotta bail Joey out of jail!"

"Why? What happened?"

"He got caught giving a Spanish Tony to one of the flight attendants!"

"My god..."

by Mike_Litoris June 13, 2018

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

by Crow's weakness June 30, 2018