Russell Swanner

The man with the plan and the largest penis in the world

Man Russell Swanner's plan is awsome.

OMG!!!! Russell Swanner has the biggest cock i have ever seen!!!

by Billy Nob February 4, 2010

Douche Spinner

When you go to play roulette at the casino, and the spinner is a total douche at spinning the ball.

Jim: "do you know that tall blonde guy at the casino"
Bill: "yeah hes a a total douche spinner"

by shaolinwarrior February 10, 2010

Side Scanner

A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.

The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!

by JibSS October 1, 2010

Mexican Spinner

A variation on a rim job involving a tongue piercing. This also requres greater speed with which you execute.

That hoe totally gave Stephen a Mexican Spinner last night

by stefown November 24, 2010

fidget spinner

a dead fad that gives you autism,cancer and aids all at the same time

#fidgetspinner

wow that dude still has a fidget spinner

by Furry boiii June 2, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A Toy that High and Middle Schoolers are too old to be playing with.

"Bruh is that a Fidget Spinner your playing with, Aren't you too old to be playing with toys?"

by YourWetDream104666D3 June 7, 2017

fidget spinner

n. Small revolving hand-held device that Oh no! Look! Shiny stopping!! Want outside! Ice cream! Can I have Tuesdays? No! No! No! Ohhhh! Spinning! Seems to calm and bring focus to a certain subset of Shiny stopping! No!No! No! Erasures.

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Must have fidget spinner. MUST HAVE FIDGET SPINNER! MUST...HAVE....FIDGET.....SPINNER!!!!

by gnostic3 June 10, 2017