Small Dick Energy

Two definitions:

- someone who shows off masculinity by being cocky, showing off, overly confident to overcompensate their 4.2 inch fully erect dick.

- rounding your dick size 2-4 inches up.

Example 1: "Liam has a lifted truck, wears tapout, works out and acts HARD (douchebag) to overcompensate the fact he has a micropenis and can only please a girl in bed with his tongue"

Example 2: telling a girl that you have a 6 inch penis when in reality you have a 4.2 inch dick.

Small dick energy right there.

by Loltehjew September 17, 2018

Small PP energy

Someone who lacks bravery and brains

That guy to the right of me had small pp energy

by GetLolled69 December 18, 2019

the moon is small tonight

What to say when you're hitting on someone casually.

Peter: "The moon is small tonight." *leans in for kiss*

by Catherine E. :D April 14, 2008

Small dick syndrome

When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.

1) James Finch.

2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"

by LOlolwtfbbq June 4, 2010

small town values

Conservative Republican values that are often contradictory and controversial.
AKA Palin

Josh is full of small town values. He must've gone McCain.

by Josh123412341234 December 9, 2008

small dick day

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.

dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.

by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010

Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.

I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

by John Phillips April 19, 2006