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bitch slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.
A figurative example: Al Franken was on TV last night and bitch slapped Bill O'Reilly.

When you bitch slap someone, you make them a punk.
by Bill Peters October 6, 2006
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cock slap

using ones penis to slap the face of another person. also called a mushroom tattoo because of the redness left behind by the hit.
if you dont shut up i'll cock slap you!
by Luke Merlini November 25, 2003
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utensil slapped

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.
by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
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sperm slap

When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
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Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
by Verostoria January 21, 2022
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Burf Slap

A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.
Player: "If I make this shot we win"
Opponent: "You're forgetting I have my burf slap still"
by Sam Isaac May 10, 2014
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Slapped with Stank

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
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