sattle shoes

cool shoes that look like king dice could pull off

king dice:* wears sattle shoes*
devil:fuck that's hot

by raybeez April 7, 2022

Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’

by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021

The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.

"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."

by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014

Shoe Hound

Someone who obsessively purchases shoes.

She has hundreds of pairs of shoes in her closet, many still yet unworn. She is a real shoe hound.

by Wildshoebum January 22, 2010

cute shoes

It’s greeting phrase

Hay Scarlett cute shoes

by cheekybitch May 26, 2020

I’m a shoe

I learned this while talking baby talk to my dog years ago. I’m a shoe is a cute saying for I miss you

I’m a shoe so much

by Gcon94 April 14, 2021

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021