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Schair

Are you using that chair?”
Yes mate but we can schair it”
by G wagon June 8, 2024
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Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte

Zhe ancient German art of inserting a cherry in one's anus, carefully retrieving zhis cherry without the snapping of the stalk und finally serving it with whipped cream. All in zhe woods ofcourse! Bist du verdammt?
After all zhis talk about dingleberries und blowing raspberries I am ganz hungry. How about the local delicacy?! The Scheiβwalder Kirschtorte!
by DrAlso October 28, 2024
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Scheiterfreude

(n.) SHY-ter-froy-duh from German 'scheitern' (to fail) + 'Freude' (joy)

The perverse pleasure one gets from watching their own life go down in flames, usually followed by posting about it on social media. Like Schadenfreude's self-destructive cousin who never learned to adult properly. Or Schadenfreude's self-loathing cousin who lives in their parents' basement.

When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

You decide to paint your living room for the first time. It ends up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting, but without the artistic intent. You share a selfie in front of your "new art installation" with the hashtag #Scheiterfreude
When you're laughing at your own mess-ups because hey, at least they'll make a great story later.

"After sending that drunk text to my ex, deleting my thesis by accident, and setting my microwave on fire - all in one day - I just sat there experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while eating cold ravioli straight from the can."

"After missing my train, spilling coffee on my white shirt, and sending that embarrassing email to the entire company instead of just my work bestie, I'm sitting here experiencing pure Scheiterfreude while crafting the perfect self-roasting tweet."
by StickyMcStickface November 7, 2024
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schbidi

Susher shigma wrizlah.
Someone who is a schbidi shigmah with ultimat erizz and can rizz duke dennis and livvy dunne and ice spcie gyatt and baby gronk.
by DARRIUISNOICEPPCONTACTINGTHEMO November 25, 2024
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Scalies

A disease one may contract when their testosterone reaches a level so low that they transition into a restless femboy. This detrimental level of testosterone induces what is known as Russell Rage - the act of expelling one’s left over stores of testosterone in the form of anger
Pablooo, you’ve got scalies bro!
by ToeTinggler69 November 28, 2024
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Scheisenburg

Scheisenburg has the good shit, literally.
by Mon0tne May 11, 2025
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Scheisenburger

A burger where the patty is replaced with feces, or just a really bad burger.
Ew, this is a scheisenburger.
by Mon0tne May 11, 2025
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