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A fucking prison that tortures you and forced you to do work and is gay as shit.
School kid: ScHOoL iS FuN

Cooler school kid: NO IT ISNT SCHOOL IS A FUCKING PRISON
by AutisticNeighbor October 3, 2019
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by Sseeaann April 16, 2015
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A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.
Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!
by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017
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Where children are mercilessly forced to do incredibly awful and boring things, and constantly overworked. See also, torture.
Person #1: Man, I have 24 assignments due tomorrow and I am so tired, boy I hate school.
by skidaddleskidoodle June 13, 2018
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A place we spend during 7 hrs of our life that we can never get back. it is a useless hellhole that we are forced to go to because of our brainless government. sometimes I wonder why we go. about 95% of the time. we won't need the information that is provided to us, so why learn it. also what is the point of feeding us when you can stretch out the food with a effing fork. also, everyone at said place are fake, useless, ugly, molerats.
child: mom I went to a place full of morons I need help!
mom: oh thats called school sweetie.
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Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.
Mom: Ready for school?
12 Year Old Daughter: So jail?

Mom: Nooooo....yeahhhh
by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017
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The place were you are not taught how to pay taxes but you are taught how to find the height and angle of a pyramid while at the same time breaking your back.
by TheItalianDude July 9, 2016
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