Eevee😚✌️'s definitions

Bored

If you’re bored then your probably reading this right now. That’s right I see you! Get off your ass and do something interesting!

Bored person: *lying face first on the floor*

Me: OKAY TIME TO RISE AND SHINE! YOU COULD PAINT, DRAW, WRITE, CHAT WITH PEOPLE, LOOK AT MEMES, READ FANFICS ON WATTPAD THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS! ALL IT TAKES IS YOU MOVING YOUR ASS AND DOING ONE OF THOSE THINGS!

by Eevee😚✌️ April 6, 2021

Eevee

An Eevee is a small brown Pokemon who is very cute and shy. But once you get to know it, it’s the most outgoing, sweet, stubborn, happy and confident thing anyone could think of.

It is the living definition of ‘size doesn’t matter’

Eevee can’t be explained in just one word, it is many things but one thing it isn’t, is boring

by Eevee😚✌️ March 9, 2021

School

The place that parents send their children to were their rights as humans are stripped from them.

In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.

Dead-ass, if school does anything other than stress people out then let me know

by Eevee😚✌️ March 12, 2021

Quirin

Quirin is a character from tangled the series, he’s protective and always tries to protect his son. He sometimes forgets to pay attention to Varian’s achievement’s and mostly focuses on what’s wrong. He may not seem like it but he is very caring and just wants the best for the people he cares about. He’s pretty much your average protective farther, he just wants to help his son but doesn’t quite know how.

Quirin: don’t go near the rocks! Don’t even mention them!

Audience: COME ON QUIRIN! HE’S AN INQUISITIVE KID!

Varian: but dad-
Quirin: I said no! Go to your room!

by Eevee😚✌️ December 28, 2020

Prison

A building were people who have committed a crime go as a punishment for a set amount of time.

Examples of Prisons:
• Alcatraz

• Azcaban

• School

by Eevee😚✌️ June 6, 2021

School

Possibly the worst thing in the world, it resembles a prison that prevents you from going home until they say. The guards that call themselves ‘teachers’ like to pretend they care about our mental health and learning experience. Parents around the globe have been fooled by these guards that limit children’s freedom.

Child: do I have to go to school? It’s torture!

Mum: don’t make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!

Mum: oh hush, it’s not that bad. We didn’t complain when I was at school

by Eevee😚✌️ March 9, 2021