sausage puffer

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg

"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.

by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 1, 2017

sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 5, 2018

Sausage fever

When a women/man is overcome with an obsession for sausages being inserted into the ear

Gabe has sausage fever he’s addicted to that sausage

by Saslan August 3, 2021

Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

Sausage Bug

The nicest girl you'll EVER meet. She is beautiful, talented, and athletic. She's also a straight A student, so if you need help with homework, just go to any sausage bug! Sausage Bug dates all the guys, but don't get her confused with a hoe. She is anything but a HOE! All the other girls try to hate her, but simply can't because she is so nice!

Person 1: "That girl is pretty, nice, talented, sporty, AND smart! What's her name?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but judging by the way you described her, her name must be Sausage Bug!"

by dancinggirl5678 April 23, 2018

sausage linkin'

The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.

Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???

by 007Gina007Sausage August 22, 2010

sausage noggin

The head of a penis.

Instead of thinking with his head, he's thinking with his sausage noggin.

by Dee-Rock June 25, 2012