michigan rowboat

When a woman is sitting between two naked men and has a cock in each hand pretending to furiously row up stream on one of Michigan's beautiful scenic rivers.

It seems like the only time I get a Michigan Rowboat is during Guido and the Guy.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

JK Rowling relationship

Liking a person's work (music, art, literature, movie, etc.), but hating the person

"I have a JK Rowling relationship with JK Rowling. I love her books about Harry Potter, but I hate her as an individual."

by BFD98 August 2, 2021

Ass Rows

It's like corn rows, but with ass hair

Garret: "Do you wanna fuck tonight?"
Ross: "Nah I just got my ass hair put into ass rows."

by myurbandicktionary October 12, 2022

goob mato rowe

it is short for a person who should be a president or a ruler of a country but is not.

oh elon musk is a goob mato rowe

by NotDeclan12345 October 21, 2022

rowland heights

a suburb of l.a. with too many asians pretending to be gangsters

yo dogg, i'll bring my ten friends to fight you! then i'll pull out my butterfly knife to look cool, then drive away in my fcukin honda! im a fcukin chink from 4seas and waching. im from rowland heights, im so fuckin coooooollllllllll!!!!!!!!

by mommy, im a gangsta May 23, 2006

rowton

A slang term for the word 'rotten'.

Alec you total rowton a bird just shat on your head, you dirty stoat.

by King of the Rodants May 9, 2008

rowdy bros

groups of bros that like to congregate for excessive drinking, talking shit, and general antics.

'Did those rowdy bros even sleep last night?'

'Fuck no, they are some rowdy bros!'

by Johnny Testerino April 26, 2013