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Perfect Relationship

The perfect relationship requires three things.....having the best sex, being best friends and having a similar outlook on life.

Even if you have two of the three things, that relationship will not be completely satisfying and probably will not last.
You have the best sex and are best friends but dont have a similar outlook on life.......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

You are best friends and have a similar outlook on life but dont have the best sex......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

You have the best sex and have a simlar outlook on life but are not best friends......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!
by Archeo Bob August 23, 2009
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Relationshop

When two people have a relationship just to maintain a business or when one of them fakes having feelings for the other just for the sake of saving their business.
A man thinking to himself: " My business is about to collapse, I should come up w something... ' EUREKA!' I will approach my dumb female business partner."

Man: Hey lets hang out?

Dumb woman: SURE! ( in a happy go lucky fashion)

Man: You know, I always thought you are quite interesting and beautiful... I like you a lot. Would you like us to get to know eachother well? Lets have dinner tonight.

Dumb woman: I actually like you too, OK!

(then they end up sleeping and in the following days become a "couple" woman constantly keeps taking pics w her arm wrapped around him head tilted on his cheek.)

(Another girl that was ditched by the cowardice relationshop guy) : Wow, what a pathetic relationshoper of a guy he is.
by politicallyuncompromising December 4, 2010
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A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st
“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”
by Askmewhojoeis582 April 19, 2020
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healthy relationship weight

When she eating good & getting good dick from her nigga
by Tugktx May 29, 2016
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relationship status

Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.
Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.
by Realityistherealdeal December 30, 2013
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Domestic Relationship

When two or more people of the same gender live together and practice a homosexual lifestyle.
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are in a domestic relationship.

My English teacher lives with her two sons and life partner in a domestic relationship
by 16iKnow16 March 13, 2011
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relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009
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