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Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.
In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?
Random McNally by QuacksO October 22, 2025
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random business

I play game on various consoles
random business by random business October 23, 2025

Random Group

A friend group that share one brain cell with each other. They're like a deck of cards, but they're all Wild Cards. Doing random things as a random group.

Random thing

A random thing happens when someone does something completely random to avoid something. If they are being asked something that they dont wanna answer or they’re getting flamed and they do something so incredibly random you forget about it. Can be shortened by saying “RT”
Andre: Cayden did you kiss my sister
Cayden:*Does and air punch and screams “KABOOOM!”*

Andre: Bro random thing
Random thing by Cage Satan March 26, 2026

Random Nigga San

A name you call someone you don't know
"Leland san, Random Nigga San, Other Random Nigga San"
Random Nigga San by WKBI May 18, 2026

Awkward Random 

Awkward random stated by Harry Edward Styles is a way to describe something awkward and random but combined in one word.
"Oh wow didn't see you there that's totally awkward random."
"Well what do you bring Liam? ✨NO HAIR✨. That is totally awkward random."

lol so random xd

A sarcastic statement mocking the type of netspeak that is popular among 12-17 year olds. When spoken in word, it is spoken in a serious (thus ironic) voice while pronouncing the "xd" as "ex dee".
You're wearing a Hot Topic Invader Zim shirt, huh? Well would you look at that, he's riding a moose and Gir is eating a taco. Lol so random xd.