The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair
Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!
The sport of scrolling aimlessly, never decisively ending videos — a.k.a. “reel racing.”
An addictive pastime involving Instagram Reels (and similar short-form apps) where you convince yourself “just one more reel” won’t hurt… until three hours vanish and your thumb has run a marathon.
“Bro, I was supposed to study, but I ended up reel racing for two hours straight.”
A sexual position, usually in homosexual sex, where one person lies on their stomach while the other penetrates the bottom in a reverse cowgirl(boy) position. Whilst in this position, the top uses the bottoms legs as the controls of a pod racer, while also making the noises of the pod racer, while acting as Anakin in Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. Meanwhile the exact pod racing scene is in the background playing in Finnish.
Brett : "Hey man down to fuck in pod racing?
Josh : "HELL YEAH! I Love the Pod Racing Position!"
*NEEEROOOOOOOOO NEEERRRRRRRRR JOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJOOJ*
"Nyt tämä on pod-kilpailua!"