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Peter the Great

The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur, and of majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height.
The name owes its origin to the Russian Czar who stood over seven feet in height, with broad shoulders and a powerful physique, and who was indeed every inch a king.
When she felt me slide Peter the Great between her legs, she exclaimed, "I can't believe how big you are!"
by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
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peter

He won't keep his peter in his pants when he's alone.
by Light Joker June 11, 2006
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Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.
After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.
by love to lol July 8, 2010
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Peter

Every one is obsessed with him. Hes not popular. Hes not hot, though some people think he is. Girls harass him constantly and will never stop. Hes funny. Hes weird. He has broad shoulders. He is kind of tall. Evry one loves Peter. Hes spazzy.
oh that guy fell down 4 staircases. he is such a peter.
by xxxxxxxmeowxxxxxxxx February 16, 2010
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Peter

A blue-eyed and dimpled crazed sex machine that knows how to please his girl...also a stand-up father.
I LOVE PETER AND HIS PETER : )
by Peter's Girl October 17, 2008
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peter griffin

1) A fat man who hates Canada and thinks it sucks. (see episode: The Son Also Draws)
2) Man strongly amused by bathroom humor. IE: "..Duty.. ahahahaha... Diarrhea.. hey.. hey Louis.. Diarrhea!"
3) An New Englander who consumes large amounts of Partucket Pat and drinks for amusement. IE: "Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off"
4) Formerly known as Death for a few hours.
by BeeKaySlacker December 22, 2003
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Peter Griffin

A man with the funniest voice existing in the universe. He is freakin sweet and is part of the most awesomest show ever- family guy.
by loler son April 13, 2008
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