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part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.
"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."
by M Rockwell December 13, 2008
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Putt

A Peice Of Dink
Gelin's Go-ped Is A Peice Of Dink!
by Colin David March 15, 2004
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Putt

When you laugh your ass off and you can't stop.
Drake made her putt so bad, she started crying.
by Ya Mom's Jeans! May 17, 2016
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Putting in that work

Successfully accomplishing something effortlessly with complete perfection, in a way that makes it seem you were born to do it; typically used as a way to describe girls shaking. Most likely derived from the Rihanna song "Work".
Situation 1: "Damn, she was really putting in that work at that party last night."

Situation 2: "He really fucking knows how to put in that work in bed. Had me screaming like a wild banshee."
by PinappleUnderTheC🍍 July 3, 2016
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Happy Gilmore putt

A putt that is babied so bad that it only makes it about 1/4 of the way to the hole.
I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.
by HeavyD293 July 9, 2011
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Putting Your Best Feet Forward

After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.
It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.
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Putter

A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.
1. I had an encounter with a land troll, good thing I through some putter at it.
by Bradula August 2, 2006
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