Punis

This is when a man does, acts, or says homo things but swears he is not.

"Man have you guys ever seen a pussy that shit looks nasty, dicks look like lollipops. I don't want to lick dicks I just tring to say pussy look nasty." This person is a "punis"

by Oarin October 24, 2007

punis

the resulting word after vigorious scrubbing of your hand when your friend has inappropriatly written the word 'penis' on it

friend 1: haha *writing* "google Luisa and... PENIS"

friend 2: NO!! *scrub scrub scrub* "ugh it says punis now!!!"

by flychik17759324 February 21, 2009

Punisher

Violent fisting; Punching a girl in the vagina until she bleeds.

That girl bled all over me after I gave her the Punisher.

by I'm Old Greg May 9, 2008

Punistation

When you almost get your hole ripped out by a really big peice of crap.

Sundays at noon.

by phatjacks February 25, 2004

the Punisher

One Of the Many Tools Used by Tylers Mother. Used To punish poor Tyler when not behaving.

"Tyyyllleerrrr its tiiiime to geet puunnisshed!!!!"

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Vladimir Putin

A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.

Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t

by ReaperFL November 9, 2018

Putin Bot

Convenient European/American way of dismissing someones pro-Russian opinion or fact.

Putin Bot: Oh man I feel bad for those police officers in Maidan riots.
Eurotrash: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THOSE FUCKS SHOT PEACEFUL PROTESTERS N SHIEET.
American: Nothing to see here, just a Putin bot.

by SU-152 June 14, 2017