Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.

You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!

by newword1666 November 21, 2011

Fwayne Patch

When you get hit by a condom in the eye and you proceed to cover the affected area with your hand

Wayne got hit with a condom in the eye. "Owwww," said Wayne as he covered his eye.

by ricky rocket April 14, 2005

Pitchfork

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.

I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.

by Matt Banks November 25, 2003

Briar Patch

A term used for a setting or location where females, usually overly friendly (sluts), go to find someone to sleep with.

Usual places include clubs, bars, and house parties.

"Dude lets go to the briar patch, there's always girls there."

by Sinister_Methods December 19, 2009

very hairy berry patch

Unshaven vagina with crabs.

That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

cabbage patch

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.

Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.

by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011

Patchouli

Patchouli is a foul smelling stench with strong overtones of mold and mildew. It has become popular with young, and sometimes successful, bohemian types. They often wear it to mask their success and to feel more grounded, as they smoke their American spirits and drink PBR. These days there's nothing cooler than smelling like you live in your parents moldy basement.

Why does it smell like a moldy dead guy in here?

Oh, that's just Nikky, she's wearing patchouli again.

by Barry Buckhorn October 15, 2014