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Sock Puppetting

(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.
The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.
by needingDefinition June 30, 2010
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Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.
After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.
by Puppet Master May 30, 2018
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Puppeteer

The act of shoving your fist so far up someones coochie that u make her talk.
"Yo this girl last night wanted me to be her puppeteer"
by DrieWiet March 15, 2019
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Puppetsexual

Having a sexual attraction to a puppet.

This also includes a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy
God. Dirk is so weird. I'm pretty sure he is Puppetsexual.
by PIERROTHECLOWNBOI July 2, 2019
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Shadow Puppetry

The art of manipulating people or events while concealing your involvement.
I had to take part in some serious shadow puppetry to get those two to start dating... I played both sides and got them to like each other.
by BomberJacknut January 21, 2020
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update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.
This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.
by beekachu222 November 28, 2016
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Peppet

The act of inserting an extremely hot pepper into the anus.
"My wife gave me a peppet last night while she jerked me off."
by Patmyhat August 30, 2016
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