Promise

Something modern people have taken advantage of, also something made to be broken eventually. Eg; love

I promise to never cheat on you...

A few weeks later..

"You broke your promise "

by Cringeloveisworthless May 12, 2018

Promis

When you spell promise wrong or make a typo.

Person 1: I promis
Person 2: Typo?
Person 1: No... How the fuck did I spell promise wrong like that? Well that's embarrassing.

by British Scum September 10, 2018

promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho

Promise is a big dick daddy

by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018

Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)

I promise to feed your dog

by Click here chicken January 20, 2019

promiscory note

An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.

Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

Providence

One of most depressing places to live for single people who like to socialize to broaden horizon. Lights out at 6pm and thus zero night life whatsoever. Tons of narrow-minded people with a sense of willing ignorance. Insufferably humid and gross during summer time. Sure, friendly strangers ask you ‘how are you doing’ passing by - but deep down you know there’s little chance you could meet people that could connect with you as human beings. Unprofessionalism abounds given there’s little completion. Business owners could open and close as all they wish. And strangely, in some overly priced lame-ass coffee shops, you could only get a 6oz latte as a ‘large’. There’s only one mall - providence place.

Hey, how’s life as an outsider living in Providence?

Life here in Providence can suck my dick. I’m leaving.

by Seriousdeal101 July 6, 2019

Providisions

When someone provided something, the something is called a Providision.

Person: Could I provide a tip or two?

Gordon Ramsay: YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! WHY WOULD I NEED YOUR PROVIDISIONS!!!

by Emilyteeheee July 9, 2019