1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
by ansb May 22, 2013
Get the Porn hairmug. a stash of printed pornographic material found by accident in a remote area; usually refers to material printed prior to the internet age
While walking along the Pacific Crest Trail, Ed stumbled upon some mountain porn that brought him enjoyment for several days.
by ixtup March 9, 2019
Get the mountain pornmug. To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.
Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer
by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017
Get the Suicide pornmug. Doodle Porn (n): a picture drawn out of boredom (commonly in class) depicting a naked person. May or may not be erotic in nature.
Catt drew a picture of a naked chick sleep during class yesterday. She was totally making doodle porn.
by ElkinFencer10 July 23, 2009
Get the Doodle Pornmug. Noun. Somebody who is extremely opinionated about porn and judges others based on their porn choices. Feels that they prefer porn that is "classier" than the average porn.
"I'd NEVER go on youporn. The penetration is so vulgar! I'll stick to Playboy, thank you very much."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
"Don't be such a porn snob dude."
by smpoza September 2, 2011
Get the porn snobmug. "Yo homie, whom I apparently watch pornography with. What's the Porn-pathing for that one video with the step mom and sister fucking the dude on independence day?"-probably some guy named Chad
"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk
"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad
"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk
"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad
by HeroHalfWolf January 20, 2021
Get the Porn-Pathingmug. Porn Insurance are features that help hide evidence of looking at pornography. Places such as Google Chrome have many features like this such as deleting your history at the click of a button, incognito tabs, and various other things. Porn insurance may seem like useless features to normal people, and a safety button for vigorous fappers.
Guy1: My mom came into my room while I was looking at porn.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
by Revived Divine August 1, 2012
Get the Porn Insurancemug.