by trinbin October 30, 2003
Get the Penismug. 
1: Something women endure for money or semen.
2: Something all women hate and use to abuse men.
3: The part of a man that causes him to put aside solid rational thinking and allow a woman into his life.
4: The #2 root of all evil in the world.
5: Apparently an organ men only use to hurt and abuse women.
2: Something all women hate and use to abuse men.
3: The part of a man that causes him to put aside solid rational thinking and allow a woman into his life.
4: The #2 root of all evil in the world.
5: Apparently an organ men only use to hurt and abuse women.
Timothy used his penis to abuse his wife on their honeymoon. He later made up for it with years of handing over his paycheck for his mistake.
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
Get the Penismug. A large fucking object that goes in ur vagina and it makes ur cherry pop if u haven’t had a dick up ur tight as pussy.
A large penis is amazing
by Ur mother .sucks October 16, 2019
Get the Penismug. A part of a human (tree) that sticks out like a branch. With power to grow and eject sperm to create a baby.
That penis was magical
by Ujnj May 21, 2019
Get the Penismug. by Bigmacmccumslapcheeseburgurdil April 16, 2021
Get the Penismug.