Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

Patch

scottish slang for ignoring someone
can use patching or patched

james was patching me last night

by catmeow23 April 25, 2017

Patch

A group of vegetarians

There's a patch coming to the BBQ so we need some meat free products.

by Juice Moose June 2, 2018

Pumpkin War-patch

The hairline going down a woman’s butt crack.

Yo man! I was hitting it from behind and I saw she had a “Pumpkin War-Patch”!!

by Ray Pizzaz September 3, 2025

Yeti Patch

A large growth of hair located on a woman's lower back. Most notably found on foreign women. Often unintentionally flaunted when ill-fitting clothing is worn.

As she bent over to pick her bag off the floor her shirt rose up revealing her Yeti Patch.

by Fivestar September 23, 2014

Sad patch

A period of sadness.

Mary has been in a sad patch ever since her dog died.

by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021

where's the patch

What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.

You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?

Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2012