Get the co-parent-in-law mug.Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.
Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.
by pooperfart November 28, 2021
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When one is punished by their boss for performing a selfless act in order to actually help the customer instead of exploiting them for money. Named after Bob Parr from The Incredibles, who was the subject of such a situation.
Person 1: Damn, I just got fired today!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.
Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.
Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!
by tainted_razor February 2, 2022
Get the Bob Parred mug.An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
Get the Empowering Parents mug.Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
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Get the Indian Parents mug.Polish parents who moved to America and discouraged their kids from learning Polish or about Polish traditions, leaving their children and grandchildren with no sense of Polish culture other than the existence of Pierogi.
“Hey man, Happy święconka! You’re Polish, right?”
“Nah, my parents were Pierogi Parents, I don’t know what that is.”
“Nah, my parents were Pierogi Parents, I don’t know what that is.”
by Scaredshadows December 29, 2022
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