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Padded

1: To be put in and made to wear diaper. Usually after an extended period of utilizing more age-appropriate, less protective undergarments. A source of major embarrassment, or fetish fuel, depending on the victim.

2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.
Guy 1: Hey, its that woman I met yesterday! She seemed oddly evasive when I tried to talk to her.

Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded.

The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear.
by NoNamedFish August 26, 2009
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Padoodle

A stripping game played in a car. When a car with a faulty headlight passes by you slam your fist on the roof of the car and shout "padoodle." The last one to shout padoodle or not shout it at all must remove an article of clothing.
Everyone: "Padoodle!"
Guy: "Shit, I was there goes my other sock."
by fusion_tag November 18, 2010
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paddy

1. Shortened name for Patrick.
2. Inoffensive name for an Irishman.
3. Offensive name for an Irishman.
4. A tantrum or 'wobbler'.
1. March the 17th is St Paddy's Day.
2. I'm proud to be a Paddy.
3. You fucking bog-pig Irish Paddy.
4. My wife caught me in bed with her mum, twin sisters and pet goat. Jesus did she throw a paddy. Her bedsheets were ruined.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
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Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
by mort March 21, 2005
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PADS

Pass As Deadstock.
Usually refferred to sneakers or street wear when described as "look like never used".
Seller: Nike air max size 10

Buyer: Condition?
Seller: PADS
by SneakerHype October 27, 2017
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Paddy Ashdown

British political leader from the Liberal Democratic party otherwise known as "Paddy Pantsdown", notable for once serving as a M16 spy and banging a mistress in 9.5 seconds.
Paddy Ashdown is the Dos Equis guy, just more of a badass.
by Pantsdown May 16, 2010
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paddle bitch

CV: aly is my paddle bitch
JS: youre soo lucky man
by pbzbusiness December 3, 2010
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