optic formal

Someone who looks mad at the world and everything in it.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! How did your date go last night?"

Guy 2: "Not good. She was an Optic Formal. It sucked, I didn't know if she liked what I was doing because she just looked mad at everything."

Guy 1: "Aw that sucks."

by KmsPls May 13, 2016

terminally optimistic

hopeful despite futility

Men aren't pervs, they are just terminally optimistic.

by Mom424 June 13, 2008

op't land

A f**ked up last name that can ruin even the most simplistic task due to the apostrophe and space within its spelling.

"The compter system will not register my last name *sigh* it's such an Op't land of a name"

by True facts are true January 19, 2018

Optics Cuck

A phrase typically used by Alt Right, obese, wannabe Nazi LARPers who think marching through the streets of

Charlottesville carrying Tiki torches and chanting "Jews will not replace us" is a viable political strategy.

Normal person: "If you guys are going to do public demonstrations maybe you should lose some weight and carry the American flag instead of a Swastika flag. I feel like that might be more digestible to the mainstream and your movement might actually get somewhere."
Alt Righter: "Shut up you optics cuck."

by Stu Dwan May 27, 2018

optomist

A person that thinks everything is ok when it isnt!!

oh my friend was just shot but at least he lived as long as he did

by bill November 7, 2003

opti

The most horrible and perverse sexual act imaginable. Let us just say it involves scat, teabagging, listerine and certain things going into person's mouth and eye ball.

Yo dawg, you wanna go opti out?

by etoshutka June 15, 2010

Optirectomy

A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.

by dbowney November 16, 2002